This Is Your Wine on Ice 

I well remember cooking from the late Marcella Hazan’s first cookbook in the 1980s and being taken aback by her confiding there that the secret ingredient of all savvy cooks is . . . water.
She went on to explain how either adding a bit or removing a bit (by heat reduction) would balance a sauce or bring it to the right consistency. It was a lesson I never forgot and have made good use of since. My guess is that many people would be surprised to learn that water is a secret ingredient in winemaking, too.
Wine is, after all, typically 85% water, and while it’s the grape sugars that make fermentation by yeasts possible, it’s the the ratio of water to the flavor and aromatic compounds that largely determines the quality, character, drinkability and even the durability of wine. It’s one of the reasons that European wine law specifies an upper limit to how much juice can be taken from a single hectare (2.5 acre) of vines and still qualify for an appellation designation.
Allowing for variations in planting density, the rule of thumb is that the higher the per-hectare yield of juice, the more dilute (less flavorful and aromatically interesting) the resulting wine is likely to be. But wine can sin with both left and right hands. Wine made with very ripe or overripe fruit will contain less water and, while more concentrated, the resulting wine may have correspondingly less to offer in the way of refreshment and gastronomic compatibility.
One question that has always piqued my interest goes something like this: If winemakers find ways to adjust the water content of their wine, why can’t I, you, everybody? It’s an issue I’m more likely to be contemplating in the heat of summer, when certain wines  — either because of the occasion, the time of day, the temperature, or the menu — don’t seem entirely appropriate coming straight from the bottle.
Today, the notion of adding tiny amount of water to adjust the wine to the circumstances is considered distinctly declassé,  scandalous, even — though it wasn’t always so. For most of wine’s history, adjustments of this kind the only civilized way to drink. It was Dionysus, the story goes, who first taught humans to mix wine and water in rational proportions. Taking wine “neat” was a barbarian habit, not something cultured people engaged in. Indeed, adjusting wine to the occasion has an impeccable historical pedigree, and there’s no reason to refrain from playing wine god if you think the situation warrants it.
For most of us, the closest we come to permitting ourselves to participate in this historic practice is the moment we contemplate adding an ice cube to our glass of wine. So, what about it? Is ice in your wine ever a good idea? It can be.
Putting your wine in contact with ice is going to have three effects. It will (i) drop the wine’s temperature; (ii) dilute it slightly somewhat, and (iii) lower the by-volume percentage of alcohol. So, think like a winemaker and begin by determining what you want to achieve and how not to overshoot the mark.
The surest way for things to get quickly and irrevocably out of hand is to put ice in your glass and then pour wine in after it. Do this and your wine will almost immediately become too cold and, as the ice melts, progressively less wine-like. My preferred way of going about this is to place a cube or two in a smallish stainless funnel and position it over a glass. Pour a few ounces of wine over the ice so that it drains through immediately. The wine will only be in contact with the ice for the briefest second. You should now find its temperature comfortably cool, the wine pleasantly fresh and a bit lighter on its feet. You’ve put all three effects into play, but in a completely controlled way, one serving at a time.
This pour-over technique works for any wine in need of a little fine-tuning, whether white, orange, pink or, especially, red. Variables will include the size of the cube, the number of them, and how quickly or deliberately you pour. I use just one large 3″ cube, but you could use the more common, smaller  ones.
When ready for a second glass, just repeat the process with same cube.  As the ice in the funnel diminishes in size over several rounds, either add a cube or slow the pour a bit. Experiment. It’s actually hard to go wrong with this approach, since, if you find that the wine has become a bit too light or too cool for your taste, you can always add a bit back from the bottle to get it where you like.
And if anyone objects, just say Dionysus himself said it was perfectly fine …

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