How to Speak Wine Bar Now

I’ll admit to being a little in love with the analytic tool known as the semantic square (aka Boston box).   There’s seduction in the way it gives clarity to certain kinds of ideas one struggles to achieve by other means.  A skillfully designed square is particularly good at illuminating how perceptions shift as you…

Memoirs of a wine lover Casanovas aren't what they used to be . . . neither is their wine.

“After that we went from one casino to another, not intending to commit any debauchery, but for want of something better to do.”   In the field of playing the field, Giacomo Casanova (1725-1798) was a giant who gave his name to generations of comparative midgets – guys who couldn’t pretend to attain the lofty standard he…

Ali-Frazier it ain’t
But the Bordeaux-Burgundy rivalry is one for the ages

  Question to noted wine expert: “Ever mistaken Burgundy for Bordeaux?” Expert’s answer: “Not since lunch.” Along with Champagne, Bordeaux and Burgundy may be the most well-known words in the wine world. Even people with no wine experience at all know these names and with good reason.  Each began its wine-obsessed life shortly after the Roman conquest…

We Prize it in Peanut Butter How important is consistency in wine?

It was American essayist-philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson who first suggested that the mentality that rates order, uniformity, and predictability too highly is not to be trusted.  ”A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds” is how he memorably put it. It’s true that a world where everything happens in just the same way every…

Tedium in the Vineyard

Book Review Shadows in the Vineyard: The True Story of a Plot to Poison the World’s Greatest Wine By Maximillian Potter We know from prison movies that inmates who really ought to be spending their time hatching plots to amend their lives are more likely to use their enforced leisure to meditate new and better…

When Wine Doesn’t Rhyme

I like wine that’s Italian and red. “I shall have a Barolo,” I said. But I had to think twice When they told me the price. Now I favor Barbera instead.  The cute verse is from the site OEDILF.com where an editorial team and a host of contributors were busy compiling a complete English dictionary, each word defined…

Not as advertised

We returned to a familiar theme last week and played the game I call Three Bottle Monte at the tasting table in the wine shop where I work.  The bottles and their labels are on display, but their contents have been poured into three identical decanters. The challenge is to taste the wine from each…

Dirt is the new fruit

Early in his career Robert Mondavi recognized that he could differentiate his California-made wine from those made in Europe by emphasizing the inherently fruity character of the former. In comparative tastings he habitually badgered guests into conceding that while European wine was often good California wines were “just a bit fruitier” and therefore just a…